An honor to meet you, sir.

I had the great honor of meeting the Prime Minister of St. Vincent and the Grenadines this afternoon. I learned so many interesting things from him. The government owes him 2 million dollars, and the day he receives that money he will resign his position. He is asking for this amount because that is what is rightfully owed to the prime minister of this nation. He has contacted the Queen of England as well as President Bush in order to bring military troops in to protect him from the vast conspiracy aginst him and to ensure that he gets his money. As of yet, he has had no luck in getting support from either the president or the queen.
Is all of this sounding odd yet? It should. It was coming from the mouth of my patient at the mental hospital who believes that he is in fact the prime minister of this country. WHAT A DAY!
~M